Some interest to you linguists out there…

Just found these in my cyber adventures….

( We’re all familiar with the feats of modern technology and digital translation of languages. We can take a simple sentence and turn it into a horribly incorrect vague concept in another languge; if we’re luck that is) The first here takes the babel-fish translation service, then translates your sentences 10 consecutive times before converting back to english. Play with it a bit, see what sort of nonsense you get.

http://tashian.com/multibabel/

The second here is an archive of accents from regions and languages both local and arround the world. (For those of you who know me in person… CHECK IT OUT! They got a Riverside accent!)

http://accent.gmu.edu/index.php

Have fun =)

A Smile Adventure!!!

Now I know this is extremely irrelevant, but I was a little stressed out studying and these made me smile so I thought I’d share them.

There’s a number of good ones at this site as well

http://www.costumedoggy.com/

=) THEY’RE JUST SO FUN!

Genesis 51 – Of the Creation of the CornDog

Genesis 51 – Of the Creation of the CornDog

51:1 And God sat; now bored of his creations.

51:2 And God thought of more ways to test his divine power.

51:3 And it was then that the trial of power came to be known.

51:4 So God cried, can I create a corndog so big, that I God cannot consume all of it.

51:5 And God said, let there be the corndog: and there was the corndog.

51:6 And God saw the corndog and saw that it was good: and yummy.

51:7 So God began to consume the corndog. And so it had begun.

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Please check back regularly or subscribe to feeds to learn more of the rise of the omnidelicious Corngod.

I assure you there is much more to come, I’m just falling asleep. Will post more tomorrow.

(4) John 1 – The gospel according to John Galardi

4 John 1 – The gospel according to John Galardi

1:1 In the beginning was the corndog, and the corndog was with God, and the corndog was God.

1:2 The same was in the beginning with God.

1:3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.

1:4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.

1:5 And from him came Corngod, and from Corngod came the light.

1:6 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

1:7 There was a man sent from Corngod, whose name was John.