Genesis 51 – Of the Creation of the CornDog
51:1 And God sat; now bored of his creations.
51:2 And God thought of more ways to test his divine power.
51:3 And it was then that the trial of power came to be known.
51:4 So God cried, can I create a corndog so big, that I God cannot consume all of it.
51:5 And God said, let there be the corndog: and there was the corndog.
51:6 And God saw the corndog and saw that it was good: and yummy.
51:7 So God began to consume the corndog. And so it had begun.
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The All Inspiring Gospel of CornGod 
Corndog… mmmm yummy!
It’ll get more in depth but I’ve been a bit lazy, I usually tell the story in quick summary but I’m taking a shot at writing it in verse.