Genesis 51 – Of the Creation of the CornDog

Genesis 51 – Of the Creation of the CornDog

51:1 And God sat; now bored of his creations.

51:2 And God thought of more ways to test his divine power.

51:3 And it was then that the trial of power came to be known.

51:4 So God cried, can I create a corndog so big, that I God cannot consume all of it.

51:5 And God said, let there be the corndog: and there was the corndog.

51:6 And God saw the corndog and saw that it was good: and yummy.

51:7 So God began to consume the corndog. And so it had begun.

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(4) John 1 – The gospel according to John Galardi

4 John 1 – The gospel according to John Galardi

1:1 In the beginning was the corndog, and the corndog was with God, and the corndog was God.

1:2 The same was in the beginning with God.

1:3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.

1:4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.

1:5 And from him came Corngod, and from Corngod came the light.

1:6 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

1:7 There was a man sent from Corngod, whose name was John.